You wouldn't know it to look at me, but I'm really not super-human.
No, really. OK, you're right. I am.
Anyway, this page is being worked on as you read, and if you come back in a couple of days (notice I'm not telling you what day it is as I write this?), I promise there'll be something utterly enthralling to look at here. Look at this face. It may be blue, but does it look